Well I’m one of those guys who wants more than one offer at the end of his graduation. Yes, I know this concept might be very normal for those of you living in supposed big cities or studying in big colleges. But there still exist places where the colleges have rules that the student can hold only one offer through the recruitments organized by the placement cell. And yes I was lucky enough to get a job. TCS has taken me in. I’m still unaware when my joining dates will be,but let us wait for that.
Somebody once told me that the job sites online can actually find you a job. All the companies though aren’t listed in a single job site. So I took a bolder decision and uploaded my resume in any site that gives a TV ad.Rik also had an idea that it might work so I had somebody to support me. Now I’m unsure whether he actually uploaded his resume or not. Well but the important matter of concern is the mails that you actually landup receiving in your inbox.
I was actually astonished to see this mail in my inbox yesterday. Believe me I didn’t make this up
From: firstname.lastname@example.org <email@example.com>
Date: Mon, Apr 7, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Subject: H.C.L apply
Ref: Short-listed & Initial Response of Resume online.
Ref: Selection and Initial Response of Resume online. Information for Selection of final Stage in new plants of H.C.L Group of Industries Ltd. The Company deals in Software and Electronics System Manufacturing Business. The Company has been appoint the Candidates for HR,Engg. project Mgmt./site Engg./Civil Engg. Fresh Graduate-No Functional Area exp. Front Office Staff/Secretarial/Computer Operator IT/Telecom – Hardware IT/Telecom – Software
You will be pleased to know that Company has advised us in the selection panel that your Application CAN be progressed to final stage.
You will come to our Corporate office in Delhi Next week after recd. the call latter with Air Ticket by Company HRD. with photocopies of all required documents. First you have to deposit the (Cash) as an Security in favor of Company HRD of Rs 5.350/- in any (ICICI Bank) Branch from your Home City to Company Sr.HRD. Account NO. 017301519878 PANKAJ KUMAR… It will be refundable at the time of Company interview. Your offer latter and Tickets or TA/DA will be send to your Home Address by courier after recd. the confirmation of security deposited in ICICI Bank. The company required all Staff for Delhi,Pune,Bangalore,Ahmedabad
,Hyderabad,Kolkata and Chandigarh Units. The company offered salary 21,000/- to 62,000/- (HRA Extra + D.A + Conveyance + Laptop + otherBenefits) for these requirements. The Job profile and designation will be fix by Company HRD. at time of interview.REQUIRED DOCUMENTS BY THE COMPANY HRD.
(1) Photo-copies of Qualification Documents
(2) Photo-copies of Experince Certificates
(3) Photo-copies of Address Proof.
(4) Two Passport Size Photo-graph
The Job Profile, Salary offer, and Date -Time of interview will be mention in your call or offer latter. Your latter will dispatch very shortly after recd. the confirmation of (cash) deposited in ICICI Bank. Last date of confirmation is on Monday 7-04-2008 To- 08-04-2008 on Tuesday We wish you the best of luck for the subsequent and remaining stage.
H.C.L IT MANPOWER MANAGEMENT.
C-145, Ambika Tower,
Race Course Road, Bangalore
Contact No. 91-9720379429 9997784309
sms :- 72729
To SEARCH, VIEW and APPLY JOBS from your mobile phone, SMS <JOBS> to 58888
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For a moment as soon as I saw the subject I thought that all the work of filling up those grueling resume kind of applications online paid of. The worst part about filling up those questioners is that, by mistake even if you leave a column empty and click submit, the whole form doesn’t get approved and all the fields become blank again. Now let us come back to the great offer I’ve supposedly got from HCL. Can’t the great guy who composed this rip off spell letter?? or does his company named HCL give out latters?? I wouldn’t have been surprised if he said offer platters. And the great soul doesn’t even know his tenses right. He says the time and date of my offer will be mention in my coll or offer letter. And yeah he himself doesn’t know what sort of a letter he’s actually going to give me. Whether he’s going to call me for the job with the date of joining or offer me one and make me wait.
I also wanted to ask him which Company advised him to progress my application?? Don’t people usually process the applications??
The best part came when he was asking me to deposit money in the bank account for the job? Am i crazy? Pay for getting a job? And what sort of a company fixes a payscale ranging from 20k to 60K per month?? And please do read the line that says something about job profile,date-time of interview.
And please don’t try the number thats mentioned below even if you want to vent the frustration because the call gets charged the minute u start dialing and the answer you receive is that the number’s not reachable.
Am seriously interested in knowing which great soul got this idea and composed this mail. Even a 7th standard student can compose a better story than this.
And now, the sender’s address registered with the jobsite is not Ambica Towers Banglore but its in some bloody house in chennai mylapore.
Job sites do rock.